Friday, June 20, 2008

Patience is a Hurtchu




Okay, for all the men out there who are planning in some realm of the future to buy your wife a car, let me give you one word of advice. Dont tell her about the car 3 weeks before you get the car. It will only result in the maddening anticipation of the car and the subsequent eye clawing of the well meaning innocent husband.

To be honest the woman has been great, we have only the pictures of the car, like a carrot in front of her nose. Also our current car, the reason we are getting new one, is AC deficient. Making those trips to town in the 105 heat just so enjoyable.

She also has not received the Mothers Day present I ordered for her, even though UPS tracking assured us it would be here today.

If this is my last post being of wound mind and broken body please dont blame my little loving wife...it was Carmax and UPS that was the catalyst for my early demise.

7 comments:

Gena said...

Don't worry Babe. I know it's not your fault. If it were just know you would arleady be history!

jeramy sossaman said...

how big is the back seat? roomy? comfy?

Chelle said...

Way to make it all about you James.

james said...

who else would it be about?...Im confused

jeramy sossaman said...

exactly.

Chelle said...

Why do you boys ALWAYS stick together?!?! It's so annoying!!

Pastor's Perspective said...

ONE BAD RIDE! Congrats Mitchells!